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Tuesday, October 27, 2009

PERFECT EXAMPLE OF CONFIDENCE !!!

A trainee in a big multinational company dialed CEO by mistake & said,
"Hey, send a hot coffee in accounts Dept in 2 min"
CEO shouted: Do you know with whom u are talking?
Trainee: NO
CEO: I am CEO of the Company.
Trainee in the same tone: Do you know with whom you are talking?
CEO: No
Trainee said: Thank God!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! ! & disconnected the phone

Sunday, October 25, 2009

My Health Seriously Screwed Up.


Since a week not feeling well. My health screwed up badly. Frequently getting fever and shivering cold. I don't know the exact reason. Admitted in a Hospital, Blood Test, Urine Test, Scanning.. every thing finished. At End of the result doctor suggested i need to drink more n more water as water consumption is very less and gave some capsules as a formality.

I had worst time in Bangalore Hospital for one and half day felt home sick then decided come to Hyderabad. . Now taking rest in Home.

I wish I could recover to Normal state at earliest and continue my work at Office.

Monday, October 19, 2009

Aunty is No more !!!

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What can anyone say at a time like this? Those of us and our loved ones who live under the shadow of this monster know how fragile and precious life can be. But when the beast takes one of our beloved ones that fact is brought home with painful force.

My best friend Gangadhar' s mother has expired last week unexpectedly. Words cannot alone express how sorry I am to hear this news. It was great shock to me. she is very jovial and kind nature. I never ever felt any odd time in their house.

I had very good time in my friend's house. His family treats me as one of their family member. Aunty is the one who always use to give support to me when i was fighting or controversial with her son since childhood. When i visit their home to watch cricket matches she will be giving company of watching cricket matches completely and rest of their family feels bore and jealous about us as we never give remote to them to switch into other channels.

Still i feel when i want coffee Aunty is the right choice to have coffee there in any time. Its hard to digest the fact that she is no more. ;(

My prayers, my thoughts, my tears, my heart, go out to my friend's family and may Aunty find peace in rest.


Friday, October 9, 2009

Corporate Communication Joke !!!


Engineer to Team Leader :

"We can't do this proposed project. It will involve a major design change and no one in our team knows the design of this system. And above that, nobody in our company knows the formulation in which this application has been written. So even if somebody wants to work on it, they can't. If you ask my personal opinion, the company should never take these types of projects."

Team Leader to Project Manager:

"This project will involve a design change. Currently, we don't have any staff who has experience in this type of work. Also, the language is unfamiliar to us, so we will have to arrange for some training if we take this project. In my personal opinion, we are not ready to take on a project of this nature

Project Manager to General Manager:

"This project involves a design change in the system and we don't have much experience in that area. Also, not many people in our company are appropriately trained for it. In my personal opinion, we might be able to do the project but we would need more time than usual to complete it."

General Manager to Vice President :

"This project involves design re-engineering. We have some people who have worked in this area and others who know the implementation language. So
they can train other people. In my personal opinion we should take this project, but with caution."

Vice President to CEO :

"This project will demonstrate to the industry our capabilities in remodelling the design of a complete legacy system. We have all the necessary skills and people to execute this project successfully. Some people have already given in house training in this area to other staff members. In my personal opinion, we should not let this project slip by us under any circumstances."

CEO to Client :

"This is the type of project in which our company specializes. We have executed many projects of the same nature for many large clients. Trust me when I say that we are the most competent firm in the industry for doing this kind of work. It is my personal opinion that we can execute this project successfully and well within the given time frame.

Friday, October 2, 2009

Funny SMS..!!!

Hi..
Today is 2nd October, So I am collecting Gandhiji's photos, I need your contribution 2 my collection... Please Ghar me Jitne be 10/20/50/100/500/1000 ka notes ho bhej dena.... ;) ;) ;)

Benarji.. Jera Dekoji !!!

When ever i want to go for online booking, i face the worst experience with IRCTC. I feel as same as i won the gold medal once ticket is booked correctly. General online Booking is quiet satisfactory but if we go for tatkal when quota opens the result should be 0/10 times. Today morning I was trying to book the ticket online through IRCTC from Hyderabad to Bangalore as tatkal quota opens at 8AM. I have started exactly at 08:01 Am to login the site.. None of the functionality will work. It welcomes with following errors..

Service Unavailable

Reservation Error

By God Grace if page opens then availability tickets count will go down from 200 to 100 when it comes to finshing the process Payment gateway will not respond, even it responds at the end of time it will lead to REGRET. Most of the users feel the same experience at the other end i am sure most of the tickets go into AGENT quota.

I understand the load is High on server because of scalability, too many people will access the site. Its tough to accept the 'n' number of requests and respond to them accordingly. Its a Very Big system in the world, Why can't come up with highly infrastructure and provide the high end support?

Most of them face the same issues...!!! We should have a luck to confirm the Ticket in IRCTC ;)

I am not at all having the satisfaction with IRCTC online bookings that to especially when tatkal quota opens.

I wish IRCTC improves the service to serve better during that time !!!!!